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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries a worn-in, lived-in feel that pairs perfectly with late-night shifts and barroom stories. The front artwork—rich, vintage-inspired graphics that read “Bartender — Cheaper Than A Therapist” with cocktail tools and bottles—lands like a wink to anyone who’s spent hours behind the bar. The relaxed fit and soft, post-dye texture make it comfortable during long shifts or when you’re unwinding with co-workers after close. It’s the kind of shirt that ages gracefully: the color softens, the print stays bold, and the whole piece becomes more personal with every wear. Throw it on for open mic nights, slow evenings behind the bar, or casual meetups where a laugh and a good drink are the language. This tee feels like the quick joke and the listening ear all rolled into one.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Durable double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seam) construction
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Bartender T-Shirt — "Bartender: Cheaper Than a Therapist" Vintage Bar Graphic Tee
$19.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Durable double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seam) construction
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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