I Named All The Squirrels Ornament, Funny Retirement Gift for Coworker, Retired Christmas Gift, Christmas Ornament 2026
Circle / One size
$17.99
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I Named All The Squirrels - the funny ornament for the coworker, dad, mom or friend who finally clocked out for good. An original illustrated design with the phrase lettered into the artwork, printed sharp and bright so the joke reads from across the room. A gift that gets opened, laughed at and then actually used.
WHAT YOU GET
Glossy ceramic keepsake ornament, about 3 inches, with a hanging ribbon, in your choice of circle or oval shape. Single-sided print. Printed in the USA.
WHY IT WORKS AS A GIFT
It is specific. Generic holiday gifts get forgotten; a ornament that says I Named All The Squirrels to a retiree gets photographed and shown around. Great as a retired christmas gift, Secret Santa or White Elephant pick, stocking stuffer, birthday gift or just-because surprise.
SHIPPING
Made to order and shipped from the USA, usually within 2 to 5 business days. Order by December 9 for the best chance of US delivery before Christmas (standard shipping); priority shipping by December 12. Every item is printed when you order it, which is why it ships from our print partner rather than a warehouse.
CARE
Colors are printed with commercial-grade inks that will not peel or fade with normal use. Wipe clean with a soft cloth.
Looking for more? The same design is available on a matching mug in our shop, and we add new funny gift designs every week. Questions about sizing, delivery dates or bulk orders for an office exchange? Send us a message and we reply fast.
I Named All The Squirrels Ornament, Funny Retirement Gift for Coworker, Retired Christmas Gift, Christmas Ornament 2026
$17.99
Jewelry care
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