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No One Expects Me Anywhere - the funny mug for the coworker, dad, mom or friend who finally clocked out for good. An original illustrated design with the phrase lettered into the artwork, printed sharp and bright so the joke reads from across the room. A gift that gets opened, laughed at and then actually used.
WHAT YOU GET
Ceramic coffee mug, available in 11oz and 15oz. Glossy white finish with the design printed large on the front. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Printed in the USA.
WHY IT WORKS AS A GIFT
It is specific. Generic holiday gifts get forgotten; a mug that says No One Expects Me Anywhere to a retiree gets photographed and shown around. Great as a retired christmas gift, Secret Santa or White Elephant pick, stocking stuffer, birthday gift or just-because surprise.
SHIPPING
Made to order and shipped from the USA, usually within 2 to 5 business days. Order by December 9 for the best chance of US delivery before Christmas (standard shipping); priority shipping by December 12. Every item is printed when you order it, which is why it ships from our print partner rather than a warehouse.
CARE
Colors are printed with commercial-grade inks that will not peel or fade with normal use. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Looking for more? The same design is available on a matching ornament in our shop, and we add new funny gift designs every week. Questions about sizing, delivery dates or bulk orders for an office exchange? Send us a message and we reply fast.
No One Expects Me Anywhere Mug, Funny Retirement Gift for Coworker, Retired Christmas Gift, Coffee Mug 11oz 15oz
$17.99
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